Senior Mugs

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"Did you remember my mints?"

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Senior PGA Moment.

An old man plays a prank on the grim reaper

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

Pensioner's Romance

"He's dead- but that's normal for his age."

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"I didn't know you could do wheelies Stan."

'I still have all my own teeth.'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Love Fest 50th Reunion: Sewing any remaining wild oats encouraged!

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'Can you spare a cup, for the bottom of my bird cage?'