Social Schmoozer Pillows

I'll have my people get in touch with your people.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

The Icebreaker

Mixing Business and Pleasure

'Are you a good mixer?'

'Clown-noser.'

"She's a great networker. One drink and she's on schmooze control."

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

'I wouldn't say he walks the walk, but he does crawl the crawl.'

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

'I want you to meet a Corporate Chieftan who's fall of himself.'

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

The Forgotten Men's Club

Conversation Pits

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."

Tesco Litigation Dept - 'They're suing me for going to Sainsburys.'

Social Issues.

"Working well as a tram involves MORE than just going to the pub on a Friday and seeing who can drink the most vodka tonics."

"No, we're not doing anything tonight...why don't you come over? Sure, bring your humans! They'd like ours, I'm sure! They can do whatever humans do while we chase squirrels, go through the neighbors' garbage or just stay in and sniff each other!"

"Stan baby, Dave baby here."

"Baldo and Gracie have cleaned their rooms...they've scrubbed the kitchen...and the bathroom is spotless. Yes, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

'We've just joined the tweetering classes.'

Bar. "Unwind"? I thought you were solar-powered.

"Come play doubles with us, Danny."