Social Schmoozer Prints

I'll have my people get in touch with your people.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'I don't understand. You've wasted the whole interview going on and on about what you know... I think you'd better start telling me who you know.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Bob tried networking – and crashed it.

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

What a Guy! The Tops! - "He likes to make his clients feel important."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

The Icebreaker

Mixing Business and Pleasure

'Are you a good mixer?'

'Clown-noser.'

"She's a great networker. One drink and she's on schmooze control."

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

'Fantastic meeting! . . . Just fantastic. Why don't I have my weasels call your weasels.'

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

'I want you to meet a Corporate Chieftan who's fall of himself.'

'I wouldn't say he walks the walk, but he does crawl the crawl.'

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

The Forgotten Men's Club

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."

Conversation Pits

Social Issues.

"Working well as a tram involves MORE than just going to the pub on a Friday and seeing who can drink the most vodka tonics."

"Stan baby, Dave baby here."

"Baldo and Gracie have cleaned their rooms...they've scrubbed the kitchen...and the bathroom is spotless. Yes, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

'We've just joined the tweetering classes.'

"Come play doubles with us, Danny."

"How interesting I've never met an underachiever before."