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Tiers of a Clown

Politically Correct Snowperson

"You know, there are other emojis."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Creating dummy corporations for dummies.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

The trap

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Library: Self-Help Books and Blame a 'Rigged' Political System.

'Next time you hear confession from that barmaid say, Tut-tut not COR.'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

Corporate Punishment.

Peace bomb.

" ... and this is my wife - I'm legally obligated to tell you that."

'I'll have the Chairman-of-the-board Lunch, and Dexter here will have the Sissy's Salad.'

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

D. H. Lawrence

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

Declutter Your Life

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'It's good you called me when you did, Bill. Believe it or not, a little speed-bump like this can derail a perfectly good career if it isn't handled just right!'

"Do we wait for it to be approved as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as furniture polish?"

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'