The Police - 1829
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"Disrobe and we'll check my reflexes, I mean, your reflexes
The Bezos Effect
How sad. Pity-filled thought balloons are of absolutely no use to me.
"Have you ever been to a funeral, Randy?" "Of course. Dozens." "You’ve lost dozens of people? What happened, some natural disaster or something?" "No, I didn’t know most of them." "Wait... please don’t tell me you—" "Grieving ladies need comforting."
Pied Piper from Tobacco.
"You've been very lippy of late. Just what sort of people are you mixing with in here?"
"Virginity contracts don't work. Teenagers either break them or find a loophole. In fact, there are two."
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
Support the Ex-Troops
"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."
Torturing the English Language
Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.
"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"
"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."
"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"
'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'
Wifi in Hell
Press Freedom
"You know, there are other emojis."
The Cougher
The Working Woman's Magazine
#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors
'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'
"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."
"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."
"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."
"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"
Government a la Carte
'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'
Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus
Our Two Parties, Explained
Critisize your weight.
"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."
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