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Those Who Get Off On Not Social Distancing: 87% Celebrities On ZOOM: 83%. "We're All In This Together": 82%

I'm much too insignificant. Please help!

Butt leggers try to avoid the cigarette tax.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Support the Ex-Troops

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

Torturing the English Language

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Wifi in Hell

"You know, there are other emojis."

Press Freedom

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

The Cougher

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

Our Two Parties, Explained

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Real Life/Surreal Life

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'