"I might be awhile - I'm the only one in a small shop and I can't leave without buying something until another customer comes in."
Social Protocol Observer Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who appreciates social nuances and etiquette? Explore our collection of playful and witty items that honor the art of social protocol. Ideal for those who notice the little things and enjoy making social settings more enjoyable with a touch of humor and charm.
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."
Glance Exchange
The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'
"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"
"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"What are you doing?"
"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"
No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"
Twitter Suspends Don Junior
'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'
"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
"God help us, it's that guy."
Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?
"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media."
"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."
The Exhibition at the Royal Academy
Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....
Nervous at a party.
The United States of Amazement
If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...
"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."
French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).
Take a pill so you won't be one.
"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."
"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."
'Not...one...drop.'
"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"
Social Protocol Observer Gifts Collection
Social Protocol Observer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate social etiquette and wit—perfect for the social protocol observer's morning routine.
Social Protocol Observer Pillows
Find pillows that bring humor and style into their home, highlighting their interest in social kindness and protocol.
Social Protocol Observer Prints
Browse prints that celebrate social etiquette with clever designs and insightful humor—fitting for the observant, stylish individual.
Social Protocol Observer T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that combine humor and social nuance, ideal for the person who loves to showcase their appreciation for etiquette with a fun twist.