Social Outlier Pillows

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

Glance Exchange

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

Nervous at a party.

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

The United States of Amazement

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'Not...one...drop.'

Take a pill so you won't be one.

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

"Forget the table reservations. We found good seats and strong wifi at the bar and we're not moving!"

Joe Hundredaire

'She won't even look at me. It's like I'm a banner ad.'

"This conversation is being performed in front of a live audience."

'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'