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'You want to borrow a tampon?!'

"Call me!"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Larry David

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

1867 Reform Bill: Household Suffrage

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

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'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

Shy Man at Party

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

"I really like smart women."

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous

Man carring a child sees his silhoutte,which makes him look pregnant.

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

"Uh-oh. Mechanics."

'Nice talking to you, but would you please excuse me? I need to get some air...'

How I lost 200 kilos of friends in just 3 months!

"You're a people pleaser. We could work on that, but then no one would like you."

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

"Will you join me in a cup of coffee?"

Give that woman a Pink Squirrel! Give that man a black eye.

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

'No, this isn't my son, the doctor. This is my other son, the one who didn't make much of himself.'

"You're taking things too literally when I say leave everything in the ring."

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."

'Don't look now but I think we've wandered into a plie bar.'

"Hold the elevator!"

"That top is so... interesting." "I love that you don’t care how your hair looks!"

'Edgar, I'm thinking of stepping beyond the bounds of good taste.'

'Clancy finds a pack to run with...'