Social Norm Navigator Pillows

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Great coffee, Carole."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...

'I usually don't do online dating.'

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"

"I think they want you to leave it outside."

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

'Nobody likes me. I need a media advisor.'

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

What are YOU looking at!?!?

'So unladylike!'

'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'

"Hey man, there are certain things called unwritten laws."

'No, this isn't my son, the doctor. This is my other son, the one who didn't make much of himself.'

"Buffering... buffering... buffering..."

"Whoops! – Autopilot."

"Baldo, it's an unspoken rule! Guys don't sit next to each other at the movies!"

"Don't forget out code phrase for leaving is 'Let's go home'."