Social Norm Navigator Pillows

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...

'I usually don't do online dating.'

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"

"I think they want you to leave it outside."

'Nobody likes me. I need a media advisor.'

"Hey man, there are certain things called unwritten laws."

What are YOU looking at!?!?

'Hey Bob, I'd like you to meet my-'

'So unladylike!'

'No, this isn't my son, the doctor. This is my other son, the one who didn't make much of himself.'

"Buffering... buffering... buffering..."

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

"Whoops! – Autopilot."

"Yeah, he’s a great kid – bit of a ‘close talker’ though."

Unacceptable Social Behaviour