Social Norm Explorer Pillows

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Great coffee, Carole."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

Victorian woman at a bar.

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

"He must be very secure in his masculinity."

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

"I think they want you to leave it outside."

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

'No, this isn't my son, the doctor. This is my other son, the one who didn't make much of himself.'

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

What are YOU looking at!?!?

"Hey man, there are certain things called unwritten laws."

'So unladylike!'

On the beach

'Do you ever have those dreams where you're walking around fully clothed?'

"So close."

"Please scream inside your heart"

'Edgar, I'm thinking of stepping beyond the bounds of good taste.'

"Everyday, we give her 10 karma points for not using her bag to hog the seat beside her and everyday we take 10 away because she feels so smug about it."

"You wouldn't think they would allow language like that at a time when grandparents are likely to be watching."

"Baldo, it's an unspoken rule! Guys don't sit next to each other at the movies!"

Scruffy looking man asking whether one should take one's hat into an evening party