Social Nooks Explorers Gifts

"It was hard at first - at least till I hooked up with you guys from the loner community."

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

Book Me!

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

No caption. (Fish emerges from water and sees another fish offering towels.)

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

"After the kids moved out I turned their space into a guest room."

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

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We moved into this great new place, but now she never comes outside. Little Free Library.

These days in Hamelin the piper casts a very lonely shadow. . . improvements in sanitation have mostly controlled the rats, while social media has total control over the children!!

"Oh super! Why do I always draw the short straw?!"

'The meaning of life is between your legs.'

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

'Unfortunately, I can't sneak out at night without my Mum noticing...'

Friends huddling for warmth

'You could try changing your profile picture...'

"I'm going to have to ask you to leave - all of our other customers are lactose intolerant."

"Extreme Marco Polo"

"Looks like the kids have gone off to college. Let's grab a few years alone in the house before they decide to return."

"Oh, I've always wanted to pretend to want to hike the Appalachian Trail."

'I'm seeing 37 facebook requests from the afterlife !'

'And you hardly hear the neighbours, just the occasional shot gun bang.'

'We're playing traditional male and female societal roles..'

'Now what?'

'Bloody kids and their incessant texting.'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

Sadie's become an internet cult hero. House of Java.net Cybercafe. I shot videos of her getting furious and posted them on Youtube. It's weird for her. She thinks internet video is evil, but she's getting attention. It's got her conflicted. You're the angry freak! Awesome. I'm working on some new material.

Sunbathing on the back of the car.

Avid readers of unputdownable best sellers can now have their books surgically removed from their hands.