Social Nooks Explorers Pillows

"It was hard at first - at least till I hooked up with you guys from the loner community."

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

Book Me!

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

"After the kids moved out I turned their space into a guest room."

First singles bar! 'I ain't married!'

Tweet

"Boy o boy, there's really nothing worth watching on TV late at night..."

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

'The meaning of life is between your legs.'

These days in Hamelin the piper casts a very lonely shadow. . . improvements in sanitation have mostly controlled the rats, while social media has total control over the children!!

"Oh super! Why do I always draw the short straw?!"

'Unfortunately, I can't sneak out at night without my Mum noticing...'

"I'm going to have to ask you to leave - all of our other customers are lactose intolerant."

Friends huddling for warmth

"Extreme Marco Polo"

"Looks like the kids have gone off to college. Let's grab a few years alone in the house before they decide to return."

'You could try changing your profile picture...'

"Oh, I've always wanted to pretend to want to hike the Appalachian Trail."

'I'm seeing 37 facebook requests from the afterlife !'

'And you hardly hear the neighbours, just the occasional shot gun bang.'

'We're playing traditional male and female societal roles..'

'Now what?'

'Bloody kids and their incessant texting.'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

Sunbathing on the back of the car.

Avid readers of unputdownable best sellers can now have their books surgically removed from their hands.

Yuppie Street Gangs