Social Media Explorers Pillows

Sadie's become an internet cult hero. House of Java.net Cybercafe. I shot videos of her getting furious and posted them on Youtube. It's weird for her. She thinks internet video is evil, but she's getting attention. It's got her conflicted. You're the angry freak! Awesome. I'm working on some new material.

'Bloody kids and their incessant texting.'

'You could try changing your profile picture...'

'I'm seeing 37 facebook requests from the afterlife !'

These days in Hamelin the piper casts a very lonely shadow. . . improvements in sanitation have mostly controlled the rats, while social media has total control over the children!!

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

21st century water cooler conversations.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Digital Fomo!

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Baby Screen Time

Trick or Tweet

Internet.

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"She looks just like in your photos."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."