Social Networking Magician Gifts

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"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'How fast can you hype?'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'

Pizza time.

'I started out as a yes man, but I've evolved into a plucky devil's advocate who always sides with the boss in the end.'

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"I don't want to take this meeting off track, but... isn't Stonehenge amazing? Seriously, who did that?"

Man in meeting has drawn all over paper, table and chairman, who says: 'I have no objection to doodling during meetings, but it must be within reason.'

'Well, he sure as hell doesn't walk like a C.E.O.'

'While I'm not looking for the typical 'Yes Man', I want a man who finds it extremely difficult to say 'No' to my suggestions.'

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

"He's been studying The Art of Bore."

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

'We'll talk later, Ed, but for now we have a quick and dirty solution to your objections.'

"Remember, Katie, genius is 10% inspiration and 80% media manipulation."