Social Media Wiz Pillows

'You have to learn how to communicate. Have you considered become Facebook friends?'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Group Think Time

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

Gadget geek.

Online Dating

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

"#BeCurious"

Victorian Selfie

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

'How fast can you hype?'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

If Watergate Happened Now the Press Would Be Too Busy Reporting on Tweets

The Communicator

"I'm a pragmatist, Leon. Before I put a new product on the market, I ask myself, 'Will it sell?' "

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

"Wouldn't it have been easier just to tweet those?"

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

Networking