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Moses on the web

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Cord cutter

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Hipsters"

Sundial Time

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

New Year 2020

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"Crap. I overslept."

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

Caveman at Computer

'But Sweety, you have to learn how to tell the time: As a wolf, you'll often be asked...'