Social Media Time Travelers T-Shirts

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

Moses on the web

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Cord cutter

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"Hipsters"

Sundial Time

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

New Year 2020

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

'I know it's only a dummy run...but I'm telling you there's no wi fi signal in the tomb.'

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Stranger in Strange Land's End Catalog

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

"Crap. I overslept."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

Caveman at Computer

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

'Now let's call and see what time it is in CHINA!'

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"