Social Media-savvy Parent Pillows

'Have you chosen a username for it yet?'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The cell phone soother for life.

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

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'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Digital Family

Online Dating

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'I'll be a responsible and mature asset to the company, as proven by the lack of asinine photos of me on Facebook.'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

Victorian Selfie

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"#BeCurious"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

Smartphone Sonogram

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"We do have on item the internet hasn't already beaten into the ground, ad nauseam."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

The modern generation!

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'