Social Media Provocateur Pillows

Hot date tonight, little buddy? I'll say. I met a super-smart, really amazing lady. We're going to hook up tonight. By that I mean we're going to get together and troll all the true believers at the Reptilian Illuminati are controlling everything Facebook group. Sigh ... Well, at least you're going to be in the company of another human being. By get together, I mean we're going to post comments in the same threads.

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

"I'm in advertising. . ."

The Establishment: Independent Thought

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

Art that makes you ask questions.

'I sculpt what I see, Miss Delsey.'

'Michelangelo!'

"This is my son, Barry. He was headed for Congress, but instead had made his mark as a prominent internet troll."

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

'Let's tweet that there's civil unrest in Torquay and see if it gets reported on the news.'

Pro-life Executioner

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

"Eddie organizes a Walk-A-Thong."

'Welcome, sir?we've heard wonderful things about your accounting methods!'

"In today's workshop we'll enrage the masses."

"So, the moral is, if you're going to cry wolf, do it from an anonymous Twitter account."

'If a painting can be forged so that even experts can't tell the difference, why isn't it worth the same as the original?'

End of Life Counselling

"Tech support? Yeah, how do I add a 'Hate Me On Facebook' button to my website?"

"Saying your god is the 'one true god' is as silly as me saying my penis is the 'one true penis.'."

A man contemplates the elaborate exhibition of a picture of a poo.

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'

'Consumer Society'

The World Ignoring the Refugee Crisis

Kindergarten Cop

"On the internet, nobody knows I'm a dog because I use a cat profile pic."

"MY brother is the real black sheep of the family. He made mom cry and Dad disowned him. He's a politician!"

'50 million what a deal...50 million okay, 51 million...do I hear 55 million?...'

"You monster! I told you to stop posting political opinions on social media!"