Online Provocateur Pillows

"So, the moral is, if you're going to cry wolf, do it from an anonymous Twitter account."

"Tech support? Yeah, how do I add a 'Hate Me On Facebook' button to my website?"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'Just give me the computer password, Marie. I won't put any more embarrassing pictures of you on Facebook.'

"But. . . editorial cartoons can make readers think!"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XXII - The crush room at the opera. - 'Mr. Chawbacon's cart stops the way!'

The Establishment: Independent Thought

"I'm in advertising. . ."

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

A frat party at an online university

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

Art that makes you ask questions.

'Michelangelo!'

'When did everything go online? In my day we did our haunting in person.'

"This is my son, Barry. He was headed for Congress, but instead had made his mark as a prominent internet troll."

On 'Friends Reunited' everyone can claim to be a front page maodel for GQ Magazine.

'Please have a seat while I review your internet history.'

"The second I turn 16 I'm joining a conservative political party and then I'll be able to do whatever I want!"

'Let's tweet that there's civil unrest in Torquay and see if it gets reported on the news.'

Pro-life Executioner

"Eddie organizes a Walk-A-Thong."

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

"I know good management is a delicate balance, but who changed our flow chart into an aerial circus act?"

'Welcome, sir?we've heard wonderful things about your accounting methods!'

'If a painting can be forged so that even experts can't tell the difference, why isn't it worth the same as the original?'

"Saying your god is the 'one true god' is as silly as me saying my penis is the 'one true penis.'."

End of Life Counselling

'...and this develops their sense of aggression and ability to smash things.'

Hell Mark - Cards for every occasion.

"In today's workshop we'll enrage the masses."

Hot date tonight, little buddy? I'll say. I met a super-smart, really amazing lady. We're going to hook up tonight. By that I mean we're going to get together and troll all the true believers at the Reptilian Illuminati are controlling everything Facebook group. Sigh ... Well, at least you're going to be in the company of another human being. By get together, I mean we're going to post comments in the same threads.

General's epaulettes used as drink stands at party.