Social Media Paradox Ponderer Pillows

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

The Artist

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Optimist

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Schrödinger and his cat

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

#notblessed

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

'After analyzing 5 petabytes of Facebook data and 800 million tweets we were able to conclude that our customers are idiots.'