Social Media Paradox Ponderer Pillows

"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

The Artist

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

Optimist

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."

Schrödinger and his cat

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

"Most people forget they've had amnesia."

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

#notblessed

Facelook

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'

Two guns are pointing at each other in a peace sign.