Social Media Observer Mugs

'Twittering about the fact that you're twittering,seems to be a waste of time.'

'First it's surveillance cameras in schools and now my mom wants to be my friend on Facebook, so she can check up on me.''

"It's seven billion life forms talking about themselves."

Last Tweet Cemetery.

"The president cannot be interrupted he's dealing with matters of national importance."

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

TikTok Trump

"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"This person's status says they are all caught up on bills and are finally putting away money for a vacation...go give them some car trouble."

"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation."

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

Trump Tweets

"What... This politician said 'good morning?!' How can this bloke know it's a good one?? I don't accept this kind of governmental paternalism and arrogance any longer!"

"I found out the hard way. There some things you don't brag about on facebook."

The Mad Hatter

"I'm guessing older?"

"Question. Do you want the answer based on science or the tweets from a guy living in his mother's basement?"

'My family replaced me with an app.'

"Can't help thinking life was better when we didn't know about the parties people weren't inviting us to."

"Why would they say that about me?"

"I'm sorry to interrupt you, Amy, but I've just received word via Twitter that Larry Mossbach of Newark, New Jersey, has some serious complaints about the season finale of 'The Affair'."

'I miss the good ole days when I just talked to myself.'

'And do you, Helen, take Sean, until internet affairs do you part?'

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

You never told me what you thought of 'Star Wars.' I was waiting. For what? For the consensus. My own immediate reaction to any piece of entertainment could be biased. I need to read tweets and posts before I settle on a verdict. If my view differs too much from the hive mind, it's not valid.

Donald Gump

"Well, it was nice to see all of you."

"It is so sad to see what's become of him! Can you believe that used to be Pizza Rat."

Orange Bull

Idget Spinner

"Alex Jones may have been banned on facebook, Apple, Youtube and Spotify but I'm sure I can still hear him screaming."

Twitter Suspends Don Junior

Jealousy

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