'He wants custody of the Twitter followers.'
Social Network Observer Mugs
Explore our mugs designed for the social network observer—funny, clever, and perfect for starting their day with a smile and a wink at their online vigilance.
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."
Glance Exchange
The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'
"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"
"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"What are you doing?"
"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"
No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"
Twitter Suspends Don Junior
'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'
"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
"God help us, it's that guy."
Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?
"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media."
"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."
The Exhibition at the Royal Academy
Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....
Nervous at a party.
The United States of Amazement
If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...
"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."
French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).
Take a pill so you won't be one.
"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."
"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."
'Not...one...drop.'
"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"
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