Media Observer Mugs

"Roger and I are just sitting around, letting ourselves be targetted by advertisers."

Fear of news.

'And they want to burn us?'

Man Hears About Trump In Morning Paper, Parrot, And Television

Man Wrapped In Film

'What's he laughing at? Doesn't he listen to the News!'

'Yeah, I've noticed that.'-'Have you ever noticed that in cartoons the person on the left always talks first?'

Media servants carry a king newspaper's coat.

Triple Horror Feature: The 6 O' Clock News

"We'll return to non-stop never-ending breaking news after this commercial message..."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

State Budget.

"Yoo hoo, the meeting's over here."

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

"On the one hand, I'm glad they're cutting the school year short...on the other hand..."

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

"Sign our updated non-compete agreement. It now includes nasty comments on social media."

Yanis Varoufakis and Wolfgang Schauble

"People think the government has a bottomless pit of money....but sometimes we have to make sacrifices!"

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

'Inflated gloom!'

'That's a very good question - Are you trying to make trouble?'

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

"They heard about the 'Party Hearty' legislation."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"...But then it turned out there weren't any WMDs on the moon after all."