Tv Observer Mugs

Piers Morgan says what we're all thinking.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Tree house.

Horse statue throws off rider.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Fear of news.

'Och lye the news'

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Rapunzcow

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."

It's a Dog's life

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

And here is the day's news that we are going shove down your throat.

Bat

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

'According to the latest reports, there were no earlier reports.'

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."

'The sword in the stone was just a warm-up - now you must remove this remote control ...'

'I got my degree by watching JEOPARDY.'

It's 10PM. Do you know if you're under electronic surveillance from a spy satellite?

Man Wrapped In Film