Social Media Jokers Pillows

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

#NoJunk

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Photobooth Photobomb

That isn't what prove you're not a robot means, Bob.

Giggle.

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

"You're on mute."

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"...and we hope that, for a cyber-crime, you will consider a cyber-penalty."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"Remember, the password is case sensitive."

Blues for now.

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

Shavuot - Like!

'I don't care if you are just 2 years old, people don't have time to read your life story.'

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

"We're having a problem naming him. All the domain names we like are already taken!"

Cowvid-19

Godot finally turns up

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

Pinata Pranks

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

"Wanna join my hangouts circle?"

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

Said Cohen? Who's askin? Someone who is about to make your dreams come true. Why? Are you gonna let me yell at you until you bleed? Caustic. Quick-witted just as Facebook led me to believe. What the heck are you talking about?!?! Nothing. Ready to experience pure joy? I'm ready to attack!!

"It's the only way I can get some of my paitents to listen to me."

Clown receives 'hee hee mail'.

"Gracious me, Fat Tony doesn't whack people any more, you're merely being unfriended."

"Something happened when he started trolling the internet. He became homicidally dogmatic."