Social Media Gurus Gifts

"You found him on the Internet?"

"And on the seventh day, I took a selfie and posted it on my Facebook timeline."

Lynching on social media

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Selfie Stick

Chasebook

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"It's a Facebook Friend Request."

The White House's Trojan Horse

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"Your son's web presence doesn't make up for his truancy."

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

Elon Musk upset that 'X'is still referred to as 'Twitteer'.

"Do you promise to love, honor and not share each other's personal data on social media?"

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

"Someone's been sending me J. Crew catalogues."

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

"Wait, the ventilator...does it have wi-fi?"

"It's Bring Your Child To Work To Show You How To Use Social Media Day."

Evolution in the Era of the Selfie

Want to invest in Fritter? It's like Twitter, but you can only send 279 characters. Brilliant. You think so? I'll do you one better. Why not invest in my new service? Bitter! No fair. 278 characters but they can only be about why you're ticked off!

"Actually, would you mind turning and shooting at 7 paces? Any more and you'll walk out of frame for my YouTube video."

Liking a Painting

Political Selfie

Break Time at the Computer Lab.