It's 3 am and "Trumple-Thin-Skin" is at it again.
Social Media Cynics Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the dry humor and skeptical spirit of social media cynics? Our range of products humorously celebrates their keen eye and witty takes on the digital world. Whether for a friend, colleague, or yourself, these cleverly designed items bring a lighthearted touch to the often absurd realm of social media. With clever cartoons and sarcastic slogans, our collection is sure to resonate with anyone who navigates the online world with a healthy dose of skepticism and humor.
The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'
Hate Platforms
"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."
'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'
"And you can rest assured that your problem is being ignored at the very highest levels."
"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."
"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."
Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don
"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."
Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media
"Will follow you on social media for food."
"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."
'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'
"No annual raises, but I will 'like' all your hard work on Facebook."
"Let me put it this way: I'm hitting 'Unlike' and 'Unhire.'"
'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'
"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."
"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"
#notblessed
Facelook
"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."
'Enjoying a snifter of brandy by the fire...'
Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo
"Reading social media, I almost miss grammar, spelling and punctuation"
'After analyzing 5 petabytes of Facebook data and 800 million tweets we were able to conclude that our customers are idiots.'
Facebook/Cambridge Analytica Scandal
"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."
"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."
"Sorry -- The doctor is out -- But we have like 10 influencers available."
"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."
USA 2030
Trump Tells Greta to "Chill" Even Though The Earth Isn't
Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.
"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."
Social Media Cynics Gifts Collection
Social Media Cynics Mugs
Discover our collection of mugs that perfectly capture the sarcastic and humorous outlook of social media cynics—ideal for daily caffeine doses with a side of wit.
Social Media Cynics Pillows
Find cozy pillows that humorously reflect the skeptical spirit of social media cynics—great for adding personality and humor to any space.
Social Media Cynics Prints
View our eye-catching prints that celebrate the wit and sarcasm of social media cynics—perfect for decorating their favorite spaces with humor.
Social Media Cynics T-Shirts
Explore our range of t-shirts designed for social media cynics—sharp, funny, and perfect for expressing their skeptical humor in style.