Social Media Anniversary Gifts

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Tartine

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Playing Fetch.

Killer Executive Suits.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

LAY ZEE FUK

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Sloaney Pony.

Demure lady with gloves

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Cry babies.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'