Social Media Adept Pillows

Texting the psychiatrist

Lynching on social media

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Digital Fomo!

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Selfie Stick

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Obsession with the Internet.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Giraffe Selfie

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Ice shelfie.

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Online Dating

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Trick or Tweet

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

How logos change over time.