Social Isolation Commentator T-Shirts

The social isolation of the entomologist...

Spot the difference.

Who blames who in health Insurance problems

"I'm the writer-in-residence."

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"We will create 12,000 new jobs...but we only need 4,000 new employees because on these salaries they'll need three jobs each to make a living!"

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

A confinement of convicts

"Uh-oh, Justin Legoed himself into his room again."

'The obesity epidemic is GREAT. If it carries on then in another TEN years I'll be AVERAGE weight!'

The Lone Ranger at Home

Shelf-Isolation

COVID-19 dime

Counsellor for man on desert island

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

Beer Burgers Pizza. Field Level Seats. The stadium is limited to twenty percent of capacity. But somehow there's still a long line here.

Quarantine: The great equalizer

"You're such good company, impulsively purchased jumpsuit from last spring!"

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

"My YouTube channel The Happy Hermit has really taken off since lockdown began."

"I was quarantined at home. I snuck out and now I'm under house arrest."

'I work hard all day, while you just sit there.' 'That's the politics of envy.'

Fighting coronavirus

DHSC: Stay In/Don't Go Out

"Let's just say someone has slipped out of the top one per cent."

"Sure, I exploited, but I never outsourced."

Stranded - stones spell out SOB.

Isolation playlist

'That's interesting -- if you adjust for inflation, we're upper middle class.'

"Investment broker? You?"

"He barely hers anymore."

'Choose rich parents.'

Chairman