Social Isolation T-Shirts

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Glance Exchange

The new normal

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Cellphone Islands

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Coronavirus Romance

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

"Could you answer a few questions about our economy."

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

Football fans in corona times

"It's an adjustment being a handshake guy in a fist-bump company."