"He barely hers anymore."
Social Isolation Escapist T-Shirts
Show off their unique outlook with t-shirts that humorously or thoughtfully embrace solitary creativity. Great for casual wear and making a statement about choosing their own space.
Bo're'droom
Woman dreaming about being on vacation.
"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."
"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."
"Could I please go back to the rack now?"
'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'
'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'
Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room
"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."
'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'
"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."
"Don't you dare try to sneak out of this cartoon!"
"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"
"I just did a huge one in my diaper."
"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"
"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."
Try out this summer's hot novels in a beach setting
Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.
Meeting to determinet non-essential personnel.
Man entering shed with beer: ?OK Son ? tell your Mum I?ve gone on a mission to Mars and I could be some time! ?
"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."
"They say walking can change your life. Bye!"
"Not again!"
"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).
"I've half a mind to protest."
"Log into nature"
Message in a bottle.
'Not Andy. He'd rather do anything than go on the family vacation.'
'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'
No, I distinctly heard a "soo-wee" ringtone.
Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.
A giveaway tan line...
Yet another family that decided to drop everything and follow The Grateful Dead around for a while.
Sometimes you wanna go where nobody knows your name
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