Social Interaction Observer Pillows

"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

It seemed 'warmth in winter, shade in summer' was not as complimentary as Kevin first thought

"Well, what a gentleman!"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Glance Exchange

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

Nervous at a party.

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

The United States of Amazement

'Not...one...drop.'

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

If I have to eat another mouthful of that sludge I'm gonna puke...

Take a pill so you won't be one.

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"