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"I'm enjoying kindergarten except for all the politics!"

It seemed 'warmth in winter, shade in summer' was not as complimentary as Kevin first thought

"Well, what a gentleman!"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Glance Exchange

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

"What are you doing?"

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

"God help us, it's that guy."

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

Nervous at a party.

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

'Not...one...drop.'

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).