"Passive-Aggressive Standoff"
Social Interaction Observers T-Shirts
Give them a t-shirt that celebrates their keen eye for social cues. Fun, witty, and perfect for casual outings or social gatherings, these shirts are a humorous nod to their observational talent.
"I guess we're not in Kansas anymore. They've got levitating lounge lizards."
"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"
"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"
'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'
"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."
I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.
"Global warming is a great icebreaker."
"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."
Glance Exchange
"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"
'You're good with people. Just tell him to go fuck himself.'
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
Nature is going crazy! Extremely hot summers, tornadoes, floods. . .and now Frank comes home sober on a Friday evening at 10 PM!
The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'
"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"
No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"
"What are you doing?"
"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."
Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?
The Exhibition at the Royal Academy
"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."
"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"
"God help us, it's that guy."
Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....
Nervous at a party.
"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."
"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"
"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."
"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."
"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."
'Not...one...drop.'
"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"
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