Social Interaction Escaper T-Shirts

Celebrate the social interaction escaper in your life with a t-shirt that speaks their language. Comfortable, clever, and fun, these tees are perfect for anyone who loves their solitude but appreciates a good laugh.

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Stimulus Hunger: 'Every now and then, Roger likes to cut himself off from all stimulus.'

Stimulus Hunger: 'Every now and then, Roger likes to cut himself off from all stimulus.' mockup

Stimulus Hunger: 'Every now and then, Roger likes to cut himself off from all stimulus.'

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Woman dreaming about being on vacation. mockup

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

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'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.' mockup

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

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"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there." mockup

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

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'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.' mockup

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

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'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.' mockup

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

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"At last - no Trump."

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"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them." mockup

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

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"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are." mockup

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

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"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news." mockup

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

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'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?' mockup

'Where do you expect to see yourself in five lifetimes?'

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Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds. mockup

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

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Kissing Hands

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Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores." mockup

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

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Houdini 2019

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Man entering shed with beer: ?OK Son ? tell your Mum I?ve gone on a mission to Mars and I could be some time! ?

Man entering shed with beer: ?OK Son ? tell your Mum I?ve gone on a mission to Mars and I could be some time! ? mockup

Man entering shed with beer: ?OK Son ? tell your Mum I?ve gone on a mission to Mars and I could be some time! ?

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"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views." mockup

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

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"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes). mockup

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

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"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou." mockup

"You know what you're running here, Lou? You're running a haven, that's what you're running here, Lou."

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Message in a bottle.

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'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.' mockup

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

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'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!' mockup

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

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Silent Body Language

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"Nothing for me, thanks."

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"And this brings to a conclusion, thank goodness, our broadcast day."

"And this brings to a conclusion, thank goodness, our broadcast day." mockup

"And this brings to a conclusion, thank goodness, our broadcast day."

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"Log into nature"

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"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."

"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today." mockup

"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."

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"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!" mockup

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

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'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!' mockup

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

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"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate." mockup

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

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Group therapy for the socially retarded.

Group therapy for the socially retarded. mockup

Group therapy for the socially retarded.

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Virtual Reality Check

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The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.' mockup

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

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"The floor is any human contact." mockup

"The floor is any human contact."

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Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance

Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance mockup

Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance

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Social Interaction Escaper T-Shirts Collection

Social Interaction Escaper Mugs

Looking for more witty mugs for the social interaction escaper? Explore our collection of humorous and cozy mugs that celebrate alone time with style.

Social Interaction Escaper Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that celebrate solitude and individual quirks—ideal for creating a personal haven in any space.

Social Interaction Escaper Prints

Shop our expressive prints that capture the humor and charm of loving your own company. Great for decorating a space that feels truly one’s own.