Social Integration Explorer Mugs

'I never seem to fit in anywhere...'

Club Antisocial

Meet the Enemy

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Welcome."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

'No my husband wasn't there for the birth and I was only there 'cos I had to be!'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

Heaven Has VIP

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'

"You're a people pleaser. We could work on that, but then no one would like you."

Silent Body Language

"I understand the food is only fair and the recreational facilities somewhat limited, but there's a large Amy post nearby."

"I think you'll find that the most reliable labour saving device is still money!"

Men using naval terminology to describe people at the regatta ball

Group therapy for the socially retarded.

'They figure that if they're giving us adult prison sentences they also have to give us adult sized prison garb.'

"I'm sorry, I would share with you but I don't want to be called a vulture socialist."

"Nobody told me it was formal."

We learned about white racism in math class today.

'Clancy finds a pack to run with...'

"When I said mi casa es su casa, Diana. I didn't mean it quite so literally."

'My wife made me join a bridge club, I jump off next Tuesday!'

Something for Everyone!

'What really scares me, is income equality.'

Hi, I'm Al Fusco. I assume you're here because you heard that Tuesday is "I wish he'd leave me alone" night. ? ?

Excuse Cards: "If one doesn't work, try another!"

'It would be for extra credit in my sociology class.'

'Do you have to spend so much time messing around on your computer, Harold?'