Social Integration Explorer Gifts

'I never seem to fit in anywhere...'

Club Antisocial

Meet the Enemy

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"Welcome."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'No my husband wasn't there for the birth and I was only there 'cos I had to be!'

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

"Would it decrease my chances of getting a five star rating if I were to ask you about your political views."

Heaven Has VIP

Silent Body Language

"You're a people pleaser. We could work on that, but then no one would like you."

'The global positioning system says we're on the border between middle class and lower middle class.'

"I understand the food is only fair and the recreational facilities somewhat limited, but there's a large Amy post nearby."

Group therapy for the socially retarded.

Men using naval terminology to describe people at the regatta ball

"I think you'll find that the most reliable labour saving device is still money!"

'They figure that if they're giving us adult prison sentences they also have to give us adult sized prison garb.'

"I'm sorry, I would share with you but I don't want to be called a vulture socialist."

Something for Everyone!

"Nobody told me it was formal."

'My wife made me join a bridge club, I jump off next Tuesday!'

We learned about white racism in math class today.

"When I said mi casa es su casa, Diana. I didn't mean it quite so literally."

'Clancy finds a pack to run with...'

'What really scares me, is income equality.'

'Do you have to spend so much time messing around on your computer, Harold?'

'Mom, I know all about the birds and the bees, it's the girls and the boys that bugs me.'

'It would be for extra credit in my sociology class.'

Excuse Cards: "If one doesn't work, try another!"