Social Hierarchy Analyst Gifts

"It's not enough that I fly first class...my friends must also fly coach."

'I hate the way Sir Henry turns his nose up at as just because he's old debt ad we're new debt.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"The boss can see you now."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

"I like to keep things simple."

You are here.

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"I know you're the quote, 'company's envelope orderer', but change the acronym."

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

"All our staff are equal, but the ones with qualifications are more equal than others."

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

"Of course he looks superior - he's the line manager!"

Who is that little one down there?

'Okay, you're the executive and I'm not. I got it. I got it!!'

"Who do you think you're dealing with, Smith? Does it say 'stupid' on my office door?"

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

Conglomerates

Design and Display company's executives have their titles displayed on their foreheads.

"Just because I'm your boss, doesn't mean we can't be friends, loser."

'Big shots deserve big offices.'

"Nonsense, it's just your perception that I treat you like crap."

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

"It's amazing how the captures one's true, inner self."

"It's the new management structure, the workers the one at the bottom."

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

"You're being very silly, Louis. Arnold is not my favorite vice-president—you are all my favorite vice-presidents."