"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."
Social Hierarchy Investigator Gifts
Looking for a clever gift for the social hierarchy investigator? Our collection features fun, insightful products that celebrate their passion for understanding social structures. From playful prints to cheeky mugs, these gifts add humor and perspective to any social science enthusiast's day.
"This happens everytime someone asks to speak to the head of the household."
"The boss can see you now."
"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."
"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"
"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."
'I like your attitude, Brigley.'
Above reproach.
"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."
'You are here.'
You are here.
"The boss is not very bright." "True, but if he was smart you wouldn't have a job."
'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'
"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"
"And another thing, Beckton, I don't recall ever saying, 'Correct me if I'm wrong.' "
Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.
"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"
"Good point, Remson. You couldn't be more right if you were me."
'Hey, fellas, I wouldn't do that if I were you. He can be really dangerous when provoked!'
"Of course he looks superior - he's the line manager!"
"You'll probably have to start at the bottom, son, like the House of Representatives."
"Who do you think you're dealing with, Smith? Does it say 'stupid' on my office door?"
Who is that little one down there?
'Okay, you're the executive and I'm not. I got it. I got it!!'
Conglomerates
Design and Display company's executives have their titles displayed on their foreheads.
"Just because I'm your boss, doesn't mean we can't be friends, loser."
"King of what, exactly?"
"Any questions?"
'Big shots deserve big offices.'
'.and you will be promoted to Regimental Sergeant Major...'
"Nonsense, it's just your perception that I treat you like crap."
The contrast between a barrister and his clerk
"I deal in truth, I leave facts to subordinates."
"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."
Social Hierarchy Investigator Gifts Collection
Social Hierarchy Investigator Mugs
Discover more hilarious and insightful mugs that celebrate social science and hierarchy analysis—perfect for their coffee or tea breaks.
Social Hierarchy Investigator Pillows
Find pillows that combine humor and social science themes—great for personalizing their space with a clever touch.
Social Hierarchy Investigator Prints
Browse our selection of prints that showcase their interest in social hierarchies with artistic and humorous designs—ideal for their office or study.
Social Hierarchy Investigator T-Shirts
Explore our collection of witty t-shirts that highlight their curiosity about social structures—ideal for casual outings or comfortable days at home.