Hierarchy Analysis Gifts

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'I'm delegating everything but my paycheck and my snazzy office to you.'

"The boss can see you now."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

"O.K., if you put it that way."

'Here you are, Simmons!'

'I like your attitude, Brigley.'

Above reproach.

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'Oh, really? I work for little softy.'

'You are here.'

"I like to keep things simple."

'No wonder we're losing money! --This organizational chart is upside down!'

You are here.

"Fenwick asks the questions other executive staff won't dare."

'Congratulations, Backstrom, I'm moving you up in the company food chain.'

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"You're nobody's fool but you're not too smart for you own good, either."

"The boss is not very bright." "True, but if he was smart you wouldn't have a job."

"You say priorities, I hear suggestions."

"I know you're the quote, 'company's envelope orderer', but change the acronym."

'We harbour few illusions here at Megatron Inc.'

"All our staff are equal, but the ones with qualifications are more equal than others."

"Brodkin, now that the economy is creating jobs at a faster than expected clip, why don't you go out and find yourself one?"

'They're always going on and on about 'carrying management' so this seemed like a natural...'

'We're presently entangled in a power struggle.'

"And another thing, Beckton, I don't recall ever saying, 'Correct me if I'm wrong.' "

'That's Fred, the new hire. He's one of those corporate renaissance types who erases organization-chart boundaries wherever he goes!'

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"Shouldn't be long before we're at the top."

'If you're a public servant, what does that make ME?'