Social Gremlin Gifts

"I don't know what to do with my hands when I'm talking."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Butterfly Woman

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Sloaney Pony.

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Social distancing

Party Animals.

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Go team!

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."