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"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Meet the Enemy

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Call me!"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Auguste Comte

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

'No my husband wasn't there for the birth and I was only there 'cos I had to be!'

Larry David

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

Shy Man at Party

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

Heaven Has VIP

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous

Silent Body Language

How I lost 200 kilos of friends in just 3 months!

"Uh-oh. Mechanics."

'Nice talking to you, but would you please excuse me? I need to get some air...'

"You're a people pleaser. We could work on that, but then no one would like you."

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

"I'll gather. Oog will hunt. And you'll invent daycare."

'I'm not ashamed to be married to you, but if the other geeks saw I married a beautiful woman, I'd lose my geek status.'

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."

"Will you join me in a cup of coffee?"

Group therapy for the socially retarded.

'Yes - He's armed.'

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

Men using naval terminology to describe people at the regatta ball

'They figure that if they're giving us adult prison sentences they also have to give us adult sized prison garb.'