Social Factor Explorer Mugs

"Since when did economists become sociologists?!"

Meet the Enemy

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Call me!"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Auguste Comte

Larry David

'No my husband wasn't there for the birth and I was only there 'cos I had to be!'

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

Shy Man at Party

Heaven Has VIP

"You're a people pleaser. We could work on that, but then no one would like you."

Colin knew things were going well when he saw his date trying to make him jealous

Silent Body Language

'Nice talking to you, but would you please excuse me? I need to get some air...'

"Uh-oh. Mechanics."

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

"I'll gather. Oog will hunt. And you'll invent daycare."

'I'm not ashamed to be married to you, but if the other geeks saw I married a beautiful woman, I'd lose my geek status.'

'Yes - He's armed.'

"Will you join me in a cup of coffee?"

"Sorry, dude. You've been voted out of the pack!"

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."

Group therapy for the socially retarded.

Men using naval terminology to describe people at the regatta ball

'Don't look now but I think we've wandered into a plie bar.'

'They figure that if they're giving us adult prison sentences they also have to give us adult sized prison garb.'