Social Experimenters Gifts

Bob finally began to take risks and put himself out there - but not in a good way.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

This Year's Spa

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Derren Brown: Pushed to the Edge

"I'm putting you on country music."

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'I think we've done it, Igor! This will be the hot new sports drink of the summer!'

Life stripped bare

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

"Well, here's the problem. Someone changed the greeting control from 'curt nod' to 'hug.'"

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

Researchers attempt to find out once and for all whether great things really can just fall in your lap.

'I hope you are not playing God again . . .'

'We've done it! We've created a better mouse...'

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

Before the Salivating Dogs

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

Crash Testing Clown Car.

Students at Watertown High discovered that the tubing from Chem Lab was perfect for bungee jumping.

Forty years man and wife and the chemistry was still there.

'Sometimes I wish they'd just test vaccines on us.'

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

'I'm tellin' you, Maurice, you should try it. I feel younger, more confident and just yesterday I caught a coupla gibbons checkin' me out.'

'I love our lunches out here, but I always get the feeling that we're being watched.'

'They took my pellets, man, I been hittin' that lever all day, they took my Pellets!'

'She didn't want to go out with you even though you told her you had a h-index of 37! Boy I don't understand women!'

"It's an experiment. I haven't looked at my phone all day and I'm still bumping into things."

'Well! I asked for a Brazilian.'

"I think you'll find that the most reliable labour saving device is still money!"

'Laboratory tests on me? I think not!'