Social Dynamic Analyst Pillows

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Schoolboy asking his gradfather to put his hat on straight in order to impress an older boy

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Call me!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"I want to know why when I'm in a room people ignore me."

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

Larry David

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

Abstraction and recognition

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"Let's not discuss it."

"Have you considered that your anger has something to do with the company you keep?"

'So what if people are watching you. Aren't you also looking at them?'

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

Shy Man at Party

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'