Social Dynamic Analyst Mugs

Schoolboy asking his gradfather to put his hat on straight in order to impress an older boy

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"Call me!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"I want to know why when I'm in a room people ignore me."

'Dayton, you're a decent, respectable, ethical, honest and nice guy. What the hell are you up to?'

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Larry David

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

Abstraction and recognition

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

"Let's not discuss it."

'So what if people are watching you. Aren't you also looking at them?'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

Shy Man at Party

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

"It's amazing how the captures one's true, inner self."