Social Dynamics Analyst Pillows

"I want to know why when I'm in a room people ignore me."

"Your problem reminds me of how I want to talk about my problems."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I've never been very good with names, do you mind if I introduce you as the overweight guy with grabby hands and halitosis."

"I don't know why you don't like Frederico. He always says good things about you."

John panics as he realizes being first to put money in the offering means people will know how much he gave.

"I married a girl with two mums and ended up with two mothers-in-law."

'Wearing glasses stops the boys from hitting me, and the girls from kissing me.'

'Control freak.'

'Don't repeat anything I said with respect to the people I bitch about.'

"I've been ostrichized."

"I don't have all night, Miss. Are you going to push that button or what?"

"It's mixed marriage. She's from around here, and he grew up in a garbage dump."

A Maid and her Mistress.

Abstraction and recognition

"Yes, I grew a second head - three weeks ago. You’re just noticing now?"

"My eyes are up here, Mr. Buckley."

"And what do you do?"

"Erza, I'm not inviting you to my birthday party, because our relationship is no longer satisfying to my needs."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"Call me!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"God help us, it's that guy."

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Larry David

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'